I woke up on the sidewalk this morning...

[Derranged]

Early this morning a cop wakes me up on the sidewalk and is like "what the fuck are you doin here?" Apparently as I walking home last night, I passed out drunk on a sidewalk at some point, don't remember what happened.. The cop checked to see if I had warrants and let me go, I wasn't very far from my house.

My phone is missing, I have a feeling the cop stole it.

I thought this was interesting enough to share with everyone.This is not a joke this **** really happened. I feel like a piece of ****, seriously.

[Check]

It happens to the best of us. You're luck your wallets wasn't snatched either.

[COVID-19]

Early this morning a cop wakes me up on the sidewalk and is like "what the fuck are you doin here?" Apparently as I walking home last night, I passed out drunk on a sidewalk at some point, don't remember what happened.. The cop checked to see if I had warrants and let me go, I wasn't very far from my house.

My phone is missing, I have a feeling the cop stole it.

I thought this was interesting enough to share with everyone.This is not a joke this **** really happened. I feel like a piece of ****, seriously.

You should have stayed down.........

[COVID-19]

But seriously, what phone was it?

[The Monk]

Sign of a good night that.

I have a pretty brutal hangover myself today. It is 4 pm and I haven't moved from bed yet.

[Sick/]

how buds did you have?

[BOLLOCKS]

Lightweight.

[project xxx1]

Early this morning a cop wakes me up on the sidewalk and is like "what the fuck are you doin here?" Apparently as I walking home last night, I passed out drunk on a sidewalk at some point, don't remember what happened.. The cop checked to see if I had warrants and let me go, I wasn't very far from my house.

My phone is missing, I have a feeling the cop stole it.

I thought this was interesting enough to share with everyone.This is not a joke this **** really happened. I feel like a piece of ****, seriously.

when you woke up did the copper help you pull your trousers back up from around your ankles???you must of had a good night

[BritishBoxing92]

Early this morning a cop wakes me up on the sidewalk and is like "what the fuck are you doin here?" Apparently as I walking home last night, I passed out drunk on a sidewalk at some point, don't remember what happened.. The cop checked to see if I had warrants and let me go, I wasn't very far from my house.

My phone is missing, I have a feeling the cop stole it.

I thought this was interesting enough to share with everyone.This is not a joke this **** really happened. I feel like a piece of ****, seriously.

unlucky georges.....well hopefully you can get your phone back and what not....if not then try calling it and see if you can trace it etc...well be happy atleast that you didnt wake up in another mans bed with no clothes on and a sore ass with tied hands and a ball gag in your mouth.....

[Walt Liquor]

New york's gone soft. If that happened in broward, you'd have lost more than your phone.









Nothing that hasn't happened to me before, but I usually find a less con****uous place somehow.