I woke up on the sidewalk this morning...

[BOLLOCKS]

How you gonna go and get jacked by the popo.

[Derranged]

It was a Nextel Blackberry 8350i smartphone, Breakbread.

I guess anyone could have snatched my phone, but the street I was on is deserted at nighg.

Son of a *****.

[COVID-19]

It was a Nextel Blackberry 8350i smartphone, Breakbread.

I guess anyone could have snatched my phone, but the street I was on is deserted at nighg.

Son of a *****.

It's a shame you can't track it down with GPS like you can with the iPhone.

[Walt Liquor]

It was a Nextel Blackberry 8350i smartphone, Breakbread.

I guess anyone could have snatched my phone, but the street I was on is deserted at nighg.

Son of a *****.

I mentioned that your new name on here is ***gy yet?

[Derranged]

I mentioned that your new name on here is ***gy yet?

No you havent because you know if you did, I'd be on the next plane to Florida, punk.

[Sick/]

It's a shame you can't track it down with GPS like to can with the iPhone.

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[Derranged]

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I'll track you down and shoot you in the street you twat.

[BrooklynBomber]

This reminded me of the last friday night, I was walking to the train in midtown manhattan and saw a bum putting a dirty asss pillow under some kid's head who just passed out on the street. That was on 44th and 8th I think.

[Hi-Dro]

how u gonna get jacked by santa on christmas eve

[RimmyDelicious]

Cops woke me up after I passed out in a parking lot just a few weeks ago. Nice guys, they called me a cab and sent me on my way.