Let's have some Australian boxing jokes....

Australian Boxing Hall of Fame.

What do they do - induct someone every two decades?

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Australian Boxing Hall of Fame.

What do they do - induct someone every two decades?

Katsidis is next, in 2032.

You know when Ping Ping spars with Freddie "Muh muh muh muh" Roach, and Freddie wears that special padding and lets Manny hit him to the body?

Katsidis spars by letting opponents pound him in the face 10,000 times, just so he can perfectly recreate fight conditions.

That guy's defence is so bad even Ricky Hatton would laugh. His chin is so dog **** it's like a Mundine tribute act.

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there is a such thing as australian boxers?

I thought they only had a tennis player.

Which ring has Paul Briggs been in the most?












A *****phile ring.


It's wrong but it's right, ain't it?

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Which ring has Paul Briggs been in the most?












A *****phile ring.


It's wrong but it's right, ain't it?

I heard he was ******ed by Paul Hogan is his trailer on the set of Crocodile Dundee II.

Any truth to that?

"That ain't a knife... THIS is a knife."

"So that's why it feels so sharp when it goes in, Paul."

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"That ain't a knife... THIS is a knife."

"So that's why it feels so sharp when it goes in, Paul."

What's the difference between Daniel Geale and a turd with a hat?









Daniel Geale doesn't wear hats.

I saw highlight footage of that guy's "world" title bout against some total bum who had lost 21 fights. This was guy was so ****ing **** even Rockin' would turn him down as an opponent. Yet while Geale won, this guy was outboxing him at times, and competing with him. Can you imagine any other "world titlist" middleweight in history having a competitive match up with a guy with 21 losses? You Aussies need to stick to hitting your flamin' Sheilas after a few tinnies in the arvo - fair dinkum, sport.