I have one friend who defected from North Korea... just remembered

[FinitoxDinamita]

He is actually an older person I met through a mutual friend. This North Korean was the first I met in the states and he was working for my friend at the time.

So to tell you guys a little about a North Korean, here is what I observed.

First of all, this guy escaped through hails of machine gun fire so you know he has conviction. He is no punk and I had to give him some credit from the get go.

This guy doesnt talk much and he has the cold bloodedness in his eyes. I know him well now and i know he is a stand up dude but there are certain qualities that make him very different. He has this blank stare like a straight psycho and I know he is down for whatever. He never says no to my friend.

Anyway, im kind of a nutjob myself but this guy kinda spooks me out man.

North Koreans love fkin Soju though and one time when i drank with this dude and the homies and i started cracking racist jokes about everything from blacks to North Korean jokes and everybody laughed except for him who just sat there with a cold, blank killer look on his face.

Im not going to lie man. Im thinking to myself like WTF is up with this dude so I ask him ,” do you not get my South Korean style jokes, why arent you laughing?”

And dude just stared at me with a stone cold look on his face and said simply,” I dont understand” with a smirk.

At that moment, i kinda felt like he wanted to call me out on it but didnt because the homies were there and the atmosphere wasnt really like that. It was a gathering amongs friends of ours and he was in no position to speak out.

Besides the fact that he has no sense of humor, he is very innocent in many ways. One time we went fishing at Big Bear and caught this 24” unedible fish and dude wanted to take it home. Im like watcha gonna do with that and he was like Im going to keep em in the bathtub for awhile and decide what to do with it. Kinda spooks me out, i think im getting old.

Down as *** though this guy.

You guys probably never met a North Korean huh?

[vaynardevil]

any north korean who attempt to defect has chance of survive less than 1 %, so nope....

[Guest]

Never met one when I lived in Korea but I did in Phnom Penh if a waitress counts.
North Korea used to have these restaurants all over Asia so I went to the Pyongyang Restaurant in Phnom Penh which has waitresses singing dancing playing the guitar and serving food mostly to South Korean businessmen.

I went there with my Khmer girl and talked to the waitress but most of my questions were fairly innocuous as I am sure her handlers were watching every single move she made. I even told her I was from Canada because I don't want to put her on the spot about me being an American.

She basically talked about missing her family and that she was going to go home soon because her three years in Phnom Penh was up. She had a brother and lived in Pyongyang and had a wistful dreaming look in her eyes when she talked about home.

All of the girls there were quite pretty and friendly. I know in some places they escaped before going back so I think a lot of them kept a pretty low profile.

Oh and one more thing, they absolutely did not accept tips of any kind.

[True-Boxing-Fan]

He is actually an older person I met through a mutual friend. This North Korean was the first I met in the states and he was working for my friend at the time.

So to tell you guys a little about a North Korean, here is what I observed.

First of all, this guy escaped through hails of machine gun fire so you know he has conviction. He is no punk and I had to give him some credit from the get go.

This guy doesnt talk much and he has the cold bloodedness in his eyes. I know him well now and i know he is a stand up dude but there are certain qualities that make him very different. He has this blank stare like a straight psycho and I know he is down for whatever. He never says no to my friend.

Anyway, im kind of a nutjob myself but this guy kinda spooks me out man.

North Koreans love fkin Soju though and one time when i drank with this dude and the homies and i started cracking racist jokes about everything from blacks to North Korean jokes and everybody laughed except for him who just sat there with a cold, blank killer look on his face.

Im not going to lie man. Im thinking to myself like WTF is up with this dude so I ask him ,” do you not get my South Korean style jokes, why arent you laughing?”

And dude just stared at me with a stone cold look on his face and said simply,” I dont understand” with a smirk.

At that moment, i kinda felt like he wanted to call me out on it but didnt because the homies were there and the atmosphere wasnt really like that. It was a gathering amongs friends of ours and he was in no position to speak out.

Besides the fact that he has no sense of humor, he is very innocent in many ways. One time we went fishing at Big Bear and caught this 24” unedible fish and dude wanted to take it home. Im like watcha gonna do with that and he was like Im going to keep em in the bathtub for awhile and decide what to do with it. Kinda spooks me out, i think im getting old.

Down as *** though this guy.

You guys probably never met a North Korean huh?

Arent you half Italian? Dude prolly doesn’t even look at you as a real Korean.

[FinitoxDinamita]

Arent you half Italian? Dude prolly doesn’t even look at you as a real Korean.

Yes and that’s what he thought of me in the beginning i suspect. Like who da *** is this half breed, I know he never met one before cuz he had sort of a puzzled look on his face when my friend told him I am half Korean lol.

It took awhile to get him to open up cuz he is so damn cold and emotionless but Im used to him now.

South and North Koreans couldnt be any more different. South Koreans carry their heart on their sleeves and North Koreans are stone cold.

About that smoking thing dude. I am used to smoking without conserving much because i have friend who grows and i used to get lbs for free. But some sht happened to the operation and now im having to go to dispensaries and cod dam i obviously know it’s over priced but i need it for my sanity.

So yes, Ive been blowing about 2500-3000 monthly and smoking non stop. But at the same time, this pandemic is allowing me to smoke Even more during quarantine.

[FinitoxDinamita]

Never met one when I lived in Korea but I did in Phnom Penh if a waitress counts.
North Korea used to have these restaurants all over Asia so I went to the Pyongyang Restaurant in Phnom Penh which has waitresses singing dancing playing the guitar and serving food mostly to South Korean businessmen.

I went there with my Khmer girl and talked to the waitress but most of my questions were fairly innocuous as I am sure her handlers were watching every single move she made. I even told her I was from Canada because I don't want to put her on the spot about me being an American.

She basically talked about missing her family and that she was going to go home soon because her three years in Phnom Penh was up. She had a brother and lived in Pyongyang and had a wistful dreaming look in her eyes when she talked about home.

All of the girls there were quite pretty and friendly. I know in some places they escaped before going back so I think a lot of them kept a pretty low profile.

Oh and one more thing, they absolutely did not accept tips of any kind.

Ive been to those as well in Macau. Pyongyang dishes are hella good first of all and the females serving are smoking.

We always say that the further north you travel, the hotter the females and North Korean girls are hot. Kim Jong Un that lucky sob.

I just cant get used their accents though. They got hot ass faces but sound so country.