Would you rather have an old basic wifey? OR

[TheGR8TESTOAT]

Would you rather have an old basic wifey so old by the time you marry her she can't even have kids because she's biologically not able to. She's too old to get a job because no one hires a 50 something year old with a spotty resume and huge gaps in her resume as well.


Or would you still keep playing the field, looking for someone who is young enough to bare your child, and who grinds and has a career of her own?

Reason I ask is 2 of my friends were beefing over this.

Friend 1 has the old arse wifey she's like 55 already they met when he was like 27 and she was 48. She is like 4'10" has a wrinkly old face, she's about a 4/10. She doesn't work because no one would hire a 55year old who has a weak spotty resume with huge gaps, all she does is watch soap operas all day.

Friend 2 keeps playing the field but only goes for like girls who are like 22 still in college and way out of his league he basically either stalks them or ends up being that older brother who pays for all her crap.

Friend 2 also always lies like hell. Like he makes up Total BS stories about getting laid 24/7. We know he's full of shat because he's always been this way and never can back any of his stories up. Never any proof, no photos, no evidence which is no excuse in 2019 with smart phones and all.


Friend 2 is also calling out Friend 1 for his wife not being able to have kids, and for not working or ever really having a job.

Friend 1 is calling out Friend 2 for always lying and never having a legit girlfriend even? LOL

Which one would you rather be in this situation?

[TheGR8TESTOAT]

damnint forgot to add a poll???

[NearHypnos]

Friend 2. Shooters shoot he’ll eventually get a girl. Friend one married his mom’s friend. Married an Agnes. Literally contributes nothing and wont even be contributing good sex for long either. B itch will be getting life alert for her b day.


Friend 2 can straight up lower his standards a bit for the next 20 years and so long as he stays within his age (which hed likely go younger) his wife would STILL be younger than the other one is today.

Agnes might literally be dead of natural causes by then and your friend would still be in his 40s. Yikes.

[.!WAR MIKEY!.]

I stopped reading, after ***** cant have your kids lmfao. You playing house if you dont have kids and you guys will never become a unit/bond if that holy trinity never happens.

[TheGR8TESTOAT]

Friend 2. Shooters shoot he’ll eventually get a girl. Friend one married his mom’s friend. Married an Agnes. Literally contributes nothing and wont even be contributing good sex for long either. B itch will be getting life alert for her b day.


Friend 2 can straight up lower his standards a bit for the next 20 years and so long as he stays within his age (which hed likely go younger) his wife would STILL be younger than the other one is today.

Agnes might literally be dead of natural causes by then and your friend would still be in his 40s. Yikes.

LMAO! We all were SHOCKED when this guy married an Agnes as you so brilliantly stated. Then we find out shes from Brazil so we was like damn she probably fine as hell then one night we all went out for dinner and she was like 4'10" wearing cargo jeans and a brown burlap coat and had wrinkles all over her face lol.

So then it took her 7 years to get the green card after they got married and thats when she stopped working. All she does is watch soap operas all day. she cooks him a breakfast on his bday, but all the other days they eat out. they spend about all their money eating out cuz she dont cook. she dont clean either. Oh and get this she made him wait until they were married to have sex lol. So the first time he even had sex with her was on their wedding night even tho she was like 50 at the time lol.

The problem with friend 2 is he never had a girl. Like he shoots his shot alright but never ever can land anything. Like he tries but never even gets on the 2nd date. dude is ugly as hell and real creepy. I mean I give him props for still going for it but again he's creepy as hell and never makes it to the second date.

but u right about Agnes who wants a wifey who's gonna die in like 15 years after you marry them? LOL

[TheGR8TESTOAT]

I stopped reading, after ***** cant have your kids lmfao. You playing house if you dont have kids and you guys will never become a unit/bond if that holy trinity never happens.

yeah friend 1 be all like no I dont want kids, yeah right this corny white dude wants kids he damn near looks like bob saget but with a worse hair cut. I think if his wife was like 41 they'd try like hell to have kids but since she's like 55 they like F it what's the point lol.

she was also pulling the I'm a christian card on him too so she made him wait until they were married to have sex lol.

I guess in his mind being single and alone is worse than being with this old hag

[Eff Pandas]

Is shooting myself in the head an option? Can I choose whatever is beyond door #3?

I mean I guess the first guy is the better situation cuz at least he's getting ***** even if he needs to KY that sh^t up pre-f#cking like he's oiling up a skillet to make an omelet.

[Eff Pandas]

Is shooting myself in the head an option? Can I choose whatever is beyond door #3?

I mean I guess the first guy is the better situation cuz at least he's getting ***** even if he needs to KY that sh^t up pre-f#cking like he's oiling up a skillet to make an omelet.

[TheGR8TESTOAT]

Is shooting myself in the head an option? Can I choose whatever is beyond door #3?

I mean I guess the first guy is the better situation cuz at least he's getting ***** even if he needs to KY that sh^t up pre-f#cking like he's oiling up a skillet to make an omelet.

LMAO I dont think he's getting puszzy tho bro. she made him wait until they were married b4 she even let him hit it. she pulled the im a Christian card on him and he obeyed.

Then when she quit her job he gotta pay for everything. all the bills, food cuz she dont cook, rent, gas, etc. instead of trying to find another job she paints all day thinking she's gonna be a famous painter. so this guy has to buy her all her art supplies, paint canvases and he drives her like 6 hours to all the art shows where she has to pay to feature her art and no one ends up buying lol.

at least friend 2 is only paying for himself and not a whole other person. friend 2 has 3 dogs btw lol. he thinks the dogs will help him get chicks but I think he's so lonely he kept adopting dogs so he wouldn't have to be alone.

[Eff Pandas]

LMAO I dont think he's getting puszzy tho bro. she made him wait until they were married b4 she even let him hit it. she pulled the im a Christian card on him and he obeyed.

Then when she quit her job he gotta pay for everything. all the bills, food cuz she dont cook, rent, gas, etc. instead of trying to find another job she paints all day thinking she's gonna be a famous painter. so this guy has to buy her all her art supplies, paint canvases and he drives her like 6 hours to all the art shows where she has to pay to feature her art and no one ends up buying lol.

at least friend 2 is only paying for himself and not a whole other person. friend 2 has 3 dogs btw lol. he thinks the dogs will help him get chicks but I think he's so lonely he kept adopting dogs so he wouldn't have to be alone.

I just think ***** is better than lying about getting ***** like guy 2 is doing. And sh^t if you married its kinda like you gotta pay anyway so thats whatever-ish I feel like. Everything is often on the guy specifically when the girl ain't got no skills. Guy 2 is paying for dog food & ******* off at his own fake stories I bet. That sh^t is just depressing.