You get $10 million BUT....

[Szef]

[The Big Dunn]

Can I take the $10 mil, have someone catch the snail and put it in a salt lined unescapable box?

[JimRaynor]

Id take the deal if the snail could start his journey on island by Australia.

[TheSopranos]

[BodyBagz]

A snail is all I have to worry about ?!?!?

I won't kill it, just contain it

WTF

[Willy Wanker]

Seems like a trick question. I have a feeling the snail can teleport and he watches you all day, even when you fap.

I'm gonna have to turn that money down.

[Szef]

Even if he's slow af

You'd always that he's out there, on a hunt

[BodyBagz]

Even if he's slow af

You'd always that he's out there, on a hunt

Can it get on a plane or boat ?
Can it swim
Can it be ''accidentally'' eaten ?

[4truth]

The problem being, that if you don't know where the snail is, only that somewhere there is a snail in the world with your name on it, you might inadvertently cross paths and never know what hit you.

[BodyBagz]

The problem being, that if you don't know where the snail is, only that somewhere there is a snail in the world with your name on it, you might inadvertently cross paths and never know what hit you.

Also, is it a touch on the shoe or does it have to be slime on skin ?
Can I dig a hole and push it in with a stick ?

There has to be more to it