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    diary of a fatass

    okay me and stormin norman have agreed to this thing together where we each list our food consumed and exercise done in a day this is my first entry, and norman will do his when he gets back online, right now hes out pounding the pavement, he believes it strengthens his knuckles

    okay today i have eaten

    .one orange

    .six prunes

    . a g****

    . diet coke


    for training i

    did 100 explosive laps of my bedroom (each lap about 10 yards so 1000 yards all up, also i had to dodge my cat and random possesions lying on the floor so that counts for agility training)

    10 minutes crawling on my hands and knees through the mud and rain in my underwear

    slapped myself across the face 400 times for punch resistance

    did my 3 second on 30 minutes off interval sprints, did them 3 times

    (sprint 3 seconds rest 30 mins)

    somersaulted down a large hill like 10 times


    climbed onto my roof and walked tiptoe along the gutter for balance, forgot i weighed 360 lbs, fell 10 feet sprained ankle , went to hospital, im on crutches for 3-5 days

    thats my diary for today, beat that norman

    #2
    gots to be an alt

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      #3
      lo.........................l

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        #4
        u n stromin mormin need 2 be banned

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          #5
          Originally posted by smash ko View Post
          u n stromin mormin need 2 be banned
          u need 2 be banned aswell. if you caneven spell at least use an online dictionary. ill forgive you if your under 5 years old.

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            #6
            lol


            i give it 1/10 other guy was more creative.

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              #7
              I'm picturing Preston Lacy from jackass here on the underwear part

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