Trans species man who self-identifies as a deer accidentally shot by hunters

[Eff Pandas]

If this is legit this is the best news of 2020 & perhaps the tide is turning for a better 2021.

I anxiously await a story where a person who identifies as a tiger kills a person who identifies as a antelope next.

[Zaroku]

Wtf lol. I don't know what me hunting has to do with you celebrating a person getting shot but ok.

When you go hunting, you learn how to stalk, kill with a single shot and dress appropriately.
Dressing appropriately means that other hunters won’t shoot you by mistake.

He obviously had no ****ing deer hunting season or hunting safety courses.

I had to go to many gun and hunters safety courses.

That idiot was just ****** and got shot.

[Willy Wanker]

A South Carolina man who self-identifies as a deer has been transported to the hospital via helicopter after being shot by two hunters.
William Tenenbaum, 31, is lying in critical condition according to medical staff at Allendale County Hospital after being mistaken for a deer by two local hunters.

I was gonna say I'd knock him the f**k out easily, but the deer man looks ripped to be honest.

I bet he lifts and tranes UFC.

[Willy Wanker]

“When he was eight he believed he was a porcupine, then at 12 a squirrel, now he’s a deer. It could be worse, he could be a ****sexual,” his mother argued when reached by phone.

Mother pretty much said, "at least he ain't gay, doe."

[Willy Wanker]

When you go hunting, you learn how to stalk, kill with a single shot and dress appropriately.
Dressing appropriately means that other hunters won’t shoot you by mistake.

He obviously had no ****ing deer hunting season or hunting safety courses.

I had to go to many gun and hunters safety courses.

That idiot was just ****** and got shot.

He broke into a deer farm and allegedly sexually assaulted a couple animals. He deserved to be shot.

[Citizen Koba]

This satire or legit? Can’t even tell anymore

It's satire, man. Although granted I actually had to check just to make sure. There's no Dr Alexander Pischtaki (Dr Piss-take? ) anywhere on the internet, much less on the Allendale County Hospital register.



I woulda thought the comments attributed to his mother should have given it away, but it's a sign of our times that you can't be 100% sure..

“When he was eight he believed he was a porcupine, then at 12 a squirrel, now he’s a deer. It could be worse, he could be a ****sexual,” his mother argued when reached by phone.

EDIT: Aha seems like the original report came from here:



lol at the byline "where facts don't matter"

And here's the debunk:



Sad thing was it was picked up and passed on as genuine by a few other sites without any disclaimer that it was in fact bullchit. Remarkable what folk are willing to believe I guess.

[IceTrayDaGang]

that fool got shot on purpose... aint no hunters gon mistake that freak as a deer.

[IceTrayDaGang]

You okay with an innocent person getting shot, bro?

but that's not a normal person... you wanna act like a deer you gon get treated like one. on my dinner table!

[Citizen Koba]

Seeing how many folk are willing to take this at face value I guess I'm a little less surprised that folk buy the nonsense they spew on Fox and OAN.

We should teach kids some kinda critical media appraisal skills in school, man.

[_Rexy_]

Seeing how many folk are willing to take this at face value I guess I'm a little less surprised that folk buy the nonsense they spew on Fox and OAN.

We should teach kids some kinda critical media appraisal skills in school, man.

You should at least be objective and add CNN to the list, considering they were straight up gaslighting people claiming there were no riots.