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    [LMAO!] Dude annihilated out of his mind hits cop car, then runs into a stoplight...when cop approaches him he rolls the window down and says "hey how's it going"



    man this guy was lit to pieces

    Guy: "Can I take my car to my place?"
    Cop: "No, your car has a stop light on it."
    Guy: "What if I move the stoplight?"



    Last edited by Mike D; 06-03-2021, 06:21 PM.
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    #2
    Wow. They be treating him with kid gloves.
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      #3
      Apparently he had to poop really bad

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        #4
        Wow what amazing police customer service in Wisconsin or wherever this was at. I feel like even a sketchier looking white dude (& for sure most non-white folks) woulda gotten a gun pulled on him in most places I've lived when he was trying to drive away or w/e the fook was going on when he was told to get out. Explained sh^t to him from the beginning to the end of the whole ordeal. Never gave him no smart ass comments or got aggressive with him. Respect to this police officer. We need more police like this cat.
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          #5
          Originally posted by -MEGA- View Post
          Apparently he had to poop really bad
          Like 75% of my rap sheet involves my need to poop so I get it.

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            #6
            Originally posted by -MEGA- View Post
            Apparently he had to poop really bad
            Sounds like a good enough reason to me. I almost ran over at least three different families in the parking lot and a few people walking their dogs on my way home today.

            I didn't have to poop or anything, I'm just an assh0le driver, but just imagine if I had to poop!
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              #7
              That street light was due to be replaced anyway

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                #8
                Originally posted by -MEGA- View Post
                Apparently he had to poop really bad
                Seems like a pretty valid reason to me

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by siablo14 View Post
                  Wow. They be treating him with kid gloves.
                  imagine if it was a black dude. dang

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Willy Wanker View Post

                    Sounds like a good enough reason to me. I almost ran over at least three different families in the parking lot and a few people walking their dogs on my way home today.

                    I didn't have to poop or anything, I'm just an assh0le driver, but just imagine if I had to poop!
                    For future reference...if you have good sphincter control, you can just slowly ease out a fart without chitting yourself. That can usually buy you a few minutes minimally.

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